Episode 76: The Faculty (1998)
Thirsty? We’re headed back to school with THE FACULTY (1998)! We shell out some uniquely unhelpful advice, while the kids are wise (alright?). Plus: kids with crushes, Schrödinger’s mass, the comforts of home, the T2 Connection, The Faculty: The Musical, Canadian teen soap opera Fifteen, the movies of 1999, big muscly white guys, weird haircuts, alcoholic teachers, school funding, protecting fragile teachers, hydration, and SO much more!
RATINGS
Out of 100 disposable paper cone cups, Josh gave The Faculty 91 cups! He was indeed thirsty! Carol gave it 80, which is the correct score. Oddly, Josh only gave the kids 475/700 hornets, citing Josh Harnett’s awful hair. Carol gave them 600/700, because Frodo.
